A missed opportunity: Cocaine Bear breakdown.

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And, ladies and gentlemen be sure to buckle your seatbelts as you look forward to a ride filled with insanity! "Cocaine Bear" is an awesome ride, in more way than just one. The film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a amusing horror comedy that'll get you laughing, scratching your head and pondering the decisions made by bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear Since the first moment we meet the handsome Andrew C Thornton, played superbly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're about to embark on a wild ride. It's a man of fashion along with grace. And a skill at dumping his merchandise in the most dangerous places. In the blink of an eye it was his turn to inadvertently make the story of this century--the "Cocaine Bear!" You should forget all you believe you know about bears, and their habits of eating. The film takes a strong opinion and suggests that when bears drink cocaine, they can't only have a good time, they turn into bloodthirsty monsters! Don't be a fool, Godzilla we have a new queen in town. And Bears have a love of powdered substances. Our cast of characters, such as the corrupt police or the incompetent criminals along with innocent people who didn't know how to exit from the paper bag and will leave you entertained. Their incompetence as a group is a sight to behold. If you ever find yourself looking for a laugh then just think about that Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to solve one of the crimes they are investigating without accidentally shooting each other. It's important to remember our brave adventurers Olaf and Elsa. We're not talking about the pair that appear on "Frozen." These two hikers stumble upon an incredible treasure trove of Colombian (blog post) quality, and in the blink of an eye you know it, they've been able to say "Bearzilla," they become to be the primary target of Cocaine Bear's insatiable hunger. What's the point of anyone to have a Disney princess when you have an uncontrollable, aggressive bear out in the open? The film hits the perfect middle ground between horror and comedy, making you laugh the first time and grab your popcorn with fear the next. The bodies count increases faster than those hairs that hang on your head and you'll feel like cheering at each death with a wicked enjoyment. It's like watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper. Now, let's talk about the climactic battle. Imagine: a cascading waterfall cascading in the background, the fearless trio of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry all set to go up against the Cocaine Bear. This is a battle of over a century, filled with explosives, roars from the bear, as well as enough white powder to take Tony Montana to shame. In the exact moment you think that the bear has been killed then it's revived with a cocaine explosion! It's a resurgence of epic proportions. Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have some flaws. The editing can be as chaotic like a drunk squirrel and leaves you scratching your brain and you wondering if the film reel was actually being used as scratching pole. Don't fret, fans, as the bear CGI really is top-of-the-line. The bear stole the show even though the team of editors seemed to be on a sugar rush themselves. The film mixes of tensions, double cross-crossings and unforeseen bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. After the credits have rolled as you go home smiling on your face, remember what the reviewer's final suggestion was: Don't feed bears anything, especially not heroin or fellow trekkers. As I've said before, it's unlikely to be a good thing for everyone involved. Get your popcorn, buckle yourself up and be swept away by the bizarre world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a singular cinematic experience that's bound to have you in stunned, as you consider the force of bears along with their mysterious party possibilities.